It's Sunday, our one day of weekend after a long week. I am now a Qigong master, having stood in place for an hour and a half on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Qigong is much harder than it looks; it looks like a group of people standing still, but you don't see the fact that everyone has been holding their arms up in the air for 45 minutes and their back is in agony and all.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Sunday!!
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
How to get an Austrian student visa for >6 months:
1. Go to Austrian consulate in Los Angeles.
2. Leave, since its obviously closed. It has Austrian hours, so its only open from 9-11:30. Not on wednesdays or weekends. Or austrian holidays. Or US holidays.
3. Come back, get the forms.
4. Fill out the forms, get everything in order.
5. Come back, give to lady. Lady points out that the Austrian consulate in LA is not equipped to handle >6 month stays, which are no longer "Student Visas", but instead "Student Residence Permits". She can mail in the forms, but says its no different from just going to austria and doing it there.
...ok...
6. Go to austria
7. Collect required items.
8. Go to 5th district house of burocracy. They don't know what I'm talking about.
8.5. Go to US Consulate in Austria. Get official notarized document saying I swear I have no police record.
9. Go to central distract house of burocracy. This guy charges me €3 for the form. Oh wait, it's not the form, it's the certificate I already have. Thanks, asshole. He tells me to go to the house of burocracy in the 11th district. He has a form that says "closed wednesdays". I say "Is it closed on wednesdays?" "No" "Are you SURE its not closed on WEDNESDAYS?" "Yes, it's open every day of the week"
10. Wednesday. Wake up early to go to House of Burocracy in the 11th district (don't worry, it's 45 minutes away). "Do you have an appointment?" "No" "Sorry, we're closed on wednesdays, unless you have an appointment" "Can I ask you a question about residence permits?" "No"
Let me point out at this point that austrian hours, (which are (sometimes) 8-11:30 on weekdays, closed one or two of those days, open on one of those days a little later into the afternoon) mean that you can only go to one place per day, since by the time you're done there, even if you failed, everywhere else is closed.
11. Go to 5th district house of burocracy, knowing that I will fail, but going anyway. They magically know what I'm talking about, and tell me to go to 8th district house of burocracy.
12. Go to 8th district house of burocracy (Thursday). Find the correct form(!) Take a number. Leave, go check out E-Pianos, come back in an hour, wait 30 minutes. Go in when my number is called. Give my stuff to super nice lady. She says I need to make a copy of my passport page with the stamp on it. Okiedokie. Get change from super mean lady, make copy, come back. Nice lady says to wait.
13. Wait for an hour
14. Name is called, go in, talk to another nice lady who gives me a list of missing documents. I apparently need a proof of enrollment, a more-current bank statement, and a Vergebührung from my rental contract, which I should get from the Finanzamt. "What's a finanzamt?" "It's a house of burocracy ('Amthaus')" "Is that the same as my district house of burocracy?" "No." "Do you know where it is?" "No, look in the telephone book")
15. Failure. Go to LA for a week. Get notified I might have problems getting back into Austria. Get on the plane anyway. No problems. Nice.
15.5. Make money transfer into our Austrian bank. If you haven't heard, the US dollar is now worse than the canadian dollar. Our government sucks balls.
16. Go to district Finanzamt. "Hi!! I need a Vergebührung of my Rental contract!" "You're in the wrong place" "What? This paper from the 8th district house of burocracy says I should go to a Finanzamt" "Yeah, but you need to go to the central Finanzamt for Gebührungen" ")@($*@#$&)($*((!*@()!!!!!!"
17. Today would be a good day to go the the central Finanzamt for Gebührungen. They're open in the afternoon on thursdays. Oh wait, today we're celebrating the sainthood of Leopold the third. Failure.
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Not yet a month!
Well I almost let a month go by without updating, but it isn't in fact Nov 19th yet, so I totally win. Ha.
So! What's been going on since the last update...
Well I spent a week trying to get my student visa papers submitted before I left to visit LA.
I failed.
I got a whole set of weights and a chin-up bar and a big yellow ball, with which I can now do a real home workout routine! This is more exciting than perhaps it should be, but I'm very much looking forward to not having to drive 45 mins to a gym (and not resorting to silly, makeshift workouts at home, either).
I visited home (in Los Angeles)
I ate a lot of sushi
Melanie ate a lot of cookies at Katja's house
Melanie counted my €66 of change (oops)
I made plans to abduct a certain kitty as soon as I can afford to have a kitty (here's hoping that's in the 5-year plan :P )
I packed ~160 lbs of luggage from the storage room at home
I came back with the United elite status level of Premier Member, which gave me my very own empty check-in terminal, my very own empty security line, my very own bulkhead-3-feet-of-legroom-aisle-seat, and the feeling that I am definitely, totally better than everyone else who is not as elite as I am.
We found an ad for a used E-Piano the day we were planning on going out and buying one retail, saw it and bought it from a really nice australian girl. ("Na, spricht ihr auch Englisch?" "Ja, wir sind Amerikaner" "Oh, I'm Australian. Why are we speaking German?")
We sang a concert (Me - "See the Raging Flames Arise", Mel - "To This We've Come") where all the new opera students sing and are judged by their peers and teachers. We kicked ass. I recorded Melanie's Papers aria.
We babysat little Sofia for Katja and hung out, downing a bottle of Sturm (New wine, which tastes much like hard apple cider, except with grapes. Awesome) after Sofia went to sleep. Sofia is cute.
With the help of our new E-Piano, we're practicing up a storm, which (amazingly) helps us both improve and learn our music. Neat!
The wind blew and blew and blew and completely disrobed our nice yellow tree.
We spent a day of frivolity at Nick Martin's wishes and on his dime. It was frivolous indeed.
It snowed! And then I took pictures! And then it rained. Its still kind of raining
I failed AGAIN at getting a student visa.
The construction company operating outside our window realized that snow makes construction hard, and doubled the size of the workforce (and added a huge crane-mounted light that makes it possible to start working earlier and finish later [in weird, eerie light, as in some sort of sci-fi movie]). Dear God, I hope they're rushing to be done for the winter, because that would make the fact that I was awake at 7 today worthwhile. So far the ranking of construction operations, from irritating to horribly shitty goes: Sawing, messing around with metal rebar, Jackhammering, whatever else they do that's irritating, **CONCRETE + CONCRETE PUMP TRUCK**, ***HAMMERING BY HAND ON METAL***, ****DROPPING ROCKS AND DIRT AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE INTO A HUGE METAL BIN BUT MAKING SURE TO HONK THE HORN FIRST SO YOU KNOW ITS COMING THANKS****. That last one is thankfully over, but there are 2 more that are enough to get me out of bed, and today is concrete day.
Shows we've seen since last time...Arabella (mostly good! I would have put it in the draw category, but Melanie liked it sufficiently to tip it into the win category, ummmmm.... Melanie saw Electra (good! crazy!)...I guess that's it. We've been kind of busy. Staatsoper is up to 5-3-1.
Today is that most-important holiday, Heiliger Leopold, when Leopold III (1073-1136) was all..saintified and stuff. The nice thing about obscure catholic holidays is that you totally don't need to be in church for them.
So, upcoming stuff:
If we're really good opera students we're gonna go to Un Ballo in Maschera tonight and to Pique Dame on Saturday. I'm taking a 3-day intro Chi Kong (Qigong) class these next, well, 3 days. I'm not really going to be dressed for going out to the opera tonight, but we'll see.
Meredith is going to be visiting in a few weeks. Yay!
We're gonna be figuring out how to do thanksgiving away from home, without the day off. :P
I'm gonna update my website with performance dates and maybe a german translation, for those of you who don't speak english.
That's all I got. Pictures:
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